Wanna know what I've been up to?

Well, I've been looking for these suckers:

...since Wednesday.

Wanna know where I've been looking for them?

Wanna know why I'm looking in the toilet for money?

Well, let's just say that someone thought it would be fun to eat a dime and a nickel.

"I drank my milk and the mon-dey went away."

Four days + Two poops + Two dirty, dirty (make me gag) treasure hunts in the potty = NO money.

That means I'm going to have to go potty-diving again or doctor visiting.

I'm giving it a few more days.

Wish me luck (or good breath-holding skills)!